Can you keep a secret? For several years I was the co-chair of the Center for Jewish and Christian Values, which is run by the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, a little outfit that specializes in blaming the lack of officially sanctioned religious exercises in public schools for drug use and juvenile crime. Plus, they run a great infomercial that encourages right-wing Christians to sponsor Russian Jews moving to Israel. Apocalypse, anyone?

I once called the IFCJ "The best kept secret in the United States," but now that I'm running for president, its best to keep it even more of a secret. So I asked them to erase my endorsement from their webpage and drop my segment from their commercial, where I had joined Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson praising the IFCJ. But for you, my faithful supporters, I kept a copy. Click here to see my endorsement.